Summer 2002 (part 1)
Volume 7 * Issue 2 * Summer 2002
Copyright © 1998-2002, Maine RSDS Patient Advocacy Group
Due to the length of our newsletters lately, we have decided to make it easier to read by dividing it into two parts. Simply click on which part you want to read now J
Starting in the Fall we will be reducing the size. Some people have said it is too long. We will instead add the remaining articles in their appropriate places on the website J
HOPE YOU ENJOY THE NEWSLETTER! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF HEALTH STUDY Clinical Trial for the Treatment of Early CRPS I or II, or RSDS, Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Syndrome A collaboration study (NIH Protocol 00-D-0200) involving investigator in the National Institute of Neurological Diseases and Stroke (NINDS), National Institute of Dental and Craniofacial Research (NIDCR), and Rehabilitation Medicine Department at NIH is being initiated to examine the use of Neurotropin to treat Complex Regional Pain Syndrome I and II (CRPS I and II). These disorders were formally known as Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy (RSD) and Causalgia. Neurotropin is a medication that is currently used in Japan to treat RSD and other painful conditions. The admission criteria for this initial study have recently been amended to include patients who developed pain in one limb that has been diagnosed as CRPS Type I or II within one year (rather than the last four months). Subjects are now being recruited for this outpatient, double blind, placebo-controlled crossover study. This study requires 11-12 weeks with 3 or 4 visits to the NIH Clinical Center. Subjects will be permitted to continue any medications they were taking at study entry. Eligible patients will be reimbursed for travel and other expenses. They will receive medical care at no cost. Their physicians may refer patients by contacting and upon completion of the study the patient's physician will receive a report of the results of the study and recommendations for future treatments, as necessary. Patients Recruitment and Public Liaison Office Building 61 10 Cloister Ct. Bethesda, MD 20892-4754 Toll Free 1-800-411-1222 TTY 301-594-9774 (local), 1-866-411-1010 (toll-free) Fax 301-480-9793 E-mail:
A detailed description of the study and information regarding the admission criteria are available on the Internet. The simplest way to reach the appropriate webpage is to go to
http://clinicaltrials.gov and search for "Neurotropin".Let them know we sent you!
Keith
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WHAT'S INSIDE?
3 - RSDHope's RSD/CHRONIC PAIN CONFERENCE
5 - CONFERENCE REGISTRATION INFORMATION
6 - RESERVING YOUR HOTEL ROOM
7 - SENIOR "PERSONAL ADS" CULLED FROM NEWSPAPERS
8 - DISEASES AND CONDITIONS PART SEVEN
8 - LIFE WITH LUPUS
11 - URGENT INFORMATION FOR AIR TRAVELERS
12 - COULD YOU HAVE EXPLAINED IT BETTER?
13 - RSD GANG'S MESSAGE BOARD
14 - DARWIN AWARDS
15 - RSDHope's 2001 SEMINAR VIDEO
15 - MESSAGE FROM MOM AND DAD O.
17 - ASAP?
18 - NAME CHANGE to American RSDHope Group!
18 - KEITH'S TWO CENTS
19 - STELLA AWARDS
20 - SITES TO VISIT!
21 - THIRTY MINUTE VIDEO AVAILABLE
21 - THINGS YOU REALLY DON'T NEED TO KNOW BUT I AM TELLING
YOU ANYWAY
22 - "INDEPENDENT MEDICAL EXAMINATION"
26 - AMAZING! STUPID BUT AMAZING!
26 - SOME WONDERFUL ILLUSTRATIONS
30 - RSDSA Publishes Resource Directory
30 - RSDS/CRPS RESEARCH FELLOWSHIPS
30 - KEITH'S TYPE OF HUMOR
31 - HOW TO STAY YOUNG AND CONTENT
32 - DONATIONS TO AMERICAN RSDHope GROUP
33 - RESEARCH FUND - HOPE FOR TOMORROW
END OF PART ONE OF THE NEWSLETTER
BEGINNING OF PART TWO OF THE NEWSLETTER
34 - THIRTEEN THINGS YOUR HEALTH INSURER DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW
38 - TOP 10 INCOME SOURCES FOR LAYOFF VICTIMS
39 - ONE LINERS FROM WOMEN
39 - Thirteen Things Your Health Insurer Doesn't Want You to Know , Part Two
42 - WHAT DOES LOVE MEAN?
43 - RSDHope WISH LIST
44 - GOVBENEFITS WEB SITE OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED
44 - BEFORE A MOTHER COULD SIT DOWN
46 - "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS"
47 - UPDATES ON SOME OF THE LATEST STUDIES
48 - YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE MAINER IF ...
49 - MORE UPDATES ON SOME OF THE LATEST STUDIES
51 - THOUGHTS TO PONDER
51 - ABNORMAL MOVEMENTS IN RSD, A PSEUDONEUROLOGICAL SIGN
52 - WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE THE PUBLIC TO KNOW ABOUT RSD?
54 - TAKING HIS ART BEYOND THERAPY
55 - DO YOU HAVE ART TO CONTRIBUTE?
56 - RSDS AWARENESS PRODUCTS
56 - Conference Registration Form
58 - Something To Contribute
59 - RSD AWARENESS ITEMS
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HELP STOP THE PAIN © BURNING FOR A CURE©
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RSDHopes RSD/CHRONIC PAIN CONFERENCE
NOVEMBER 2ND, 2002 IN PORTLAND, MAINE
"EDUCATION IS POWER!"
2002 SPEAKERS
Keith Orsini
, Director RSDHope Group, and RSD Patient of 28+ Years, will speak on "My Story, 27 Year Survivor" and "Coping with RSDS".Dr. Robert Schwartz, Piedmont Physical Medicine & Rehabilitation, P.A. of Greenville, S.C. will Speak on The Challenge And Choice Method Toward Medical Insight; Changing Your Relationship To Life
Dr. Ronald Snyder, Director of Medical Rehabilitation Associates, Lewiston ME. will speak on "Playing the Cards You Have Been Dealt".
Following the speakers there is a Discussion Panel.
The Panel will include the two Doctors, Keith, Bob & Lynne Orsini.
This panel will cover unanswered questions raised during the Seminar including, issues, plans and opportunities to work with RSDHope and the entire RSD Community in the future.
WORKSHOPS
The successful workshops during the last Seminar were a clear mandate to continue. This year we have increased the size of the rooms used and have some great topics ready to go.
There will be two workshops held again on each evening, Friday NOVEMBER 1st, the night before the seminar and on Saturday NOVEMBER 2nd, following the Seminar.
They will run concurrently each evening.
FRIDAY NIGHT 7 PM - ACHIEVING AND MAINTAINING MOBILITY - RSD PATIENTS - Led by Dr Snyder
SATURDAY NIGHT 7 PM - OPEN FORUM FOR SPOUSES AND LOVED ONES - Led by Keith Orsini
SATURDAY NIGHT 7 PM - COMMUNICATING WITH YOUR DR - FOR RSD PATIENTS - Led by Dr Schwartz
FRIDAY NIGHT 7 PM - OVERCOMING PROBLEMS THAT RSD PRESENTS - SPOUSES AND LOVED ONES - Led by Three well-spouses
WHAT DOES IT COST AND WHAT DOES IT INCLUDE?
The price for our CONFERENCE is $50 per person
That price includes all FOUR Workshops, the CONFERENCE on Saturday, a light supper Friday Night, breakfast Saturday morning, snacks at mid morning, and a hot buffet lunch!
ALL-INCLUSIVE! That is a hard deal to beat!
CONFERENCE REGISTRATION INFORMATION
Registration always fills up quickly, and even though there is space for more we are limiting registrations to 170 persons in order to make it comfortable without crowding.
This also enables the Workshops to be more intimate and rewarding. We urge you to make your Reservation as soon as possible to avoid disappointment and to allow us to meet our financial commitments on your behalf.
When you place your CONFERENCE Registration, you can pay either by credit card or print out the mail in form and mail it in to us with your check or money order.
After we receive your payment you will receive a confirmation reserving your spots at the Seminar.
If you have any questions or problems registering on line, please call us at 207-583-4589 (EST). Because we must guarantee our count to the caterer, there can be no refunds of Registration fees after October 15th 2002.
SCHOLARSHIPS AVAILABLE
We also have partial Scholarships available for the Conference Fee for those who cannot afford the $50. Those wonderful volunteers who donate money just for this purpose make these Scholarships possible. We call them our Seminar Angels!
We have already started taking reservations;
many are people who attended in previous years as each year we have totally new topics and workshops! If you have any questions please write to us at rsdhope@mail.org
CLICK HERE TO REGISTER FOR THE CONFERENCE ON-LINE
http://www.rsdhope.org/shop/SemRegForm.aspCLICK HERE TO PRINT A MAIL -IN FORM
http://www.rsdhope.org/ShowPage.asp?PAGE_ID=48
REMEMBER, THE CONFERENCE REGISTRATION FEE COVERS THE SEMINAR, TO RESERVE YOUR HOTEL ROOM YOU MUST FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW
RESERVING YOUR HOTEL ROOM
November CONFERENCE - Hotel Reservation Information
The Conference is being held at the Sheraton, South Portland, ME (same location as 2001).
The special RSDHope room rate is $94 per night for those attending the Seminar.
Although there are several other hotels in the area, we urge you to stay here so that you can utilize the "perks" we have negotiated for you. Also, since the Conference and Workshops and get-togethers are all held here at the Sheraton it saves people having to drive back and forth or missing some of the important "down-time" when people just congregate and share.
The rooms come with double beds, so you can share the room if you wish with your friend to save on expenses. Some smoking rooms and some handicapped rooms are available. The sooner you make your reservation the better to avoid disappointment.
We will also hold an informal get-together on Thursday evening for early arrivals.
FOR MORE INFORMATION CHECK OUT www.rsdhope.org
E-mail us at rsdhope@mail.org or call us at 207 583 4589
We hope to see you there for the first time or see you back again! For many of us it is almost like a Family Reunion.
If you have any questions or problems registering on line, please call us at 207-583-4589 (EST)
TAKING THE TRAIN?
AMTRAK IS NOW AVAILABLE RIGHT INTO PORTLAND! This service is brand new. When you call Amtrak you want to request the "Downeaster" from Boston's North Station to Portland, Maine.
Most trains coming in from all points come into SOUTH Station. You can the take a quick cab ride to NORTH Station to pick up the Downeaster.
If you have special needs call Dad O at 207-583-4589 before Oct 15th with details or email us at rsdhope@mail.org The train station is a short cab ride from the Hotel, or call us and we can arrange to have someone pick you up!
GROUND TRANSPORTATION
There is easy access to the Hotel right off of the Maine Turnpike. It is the Maine Mall Exit, number 7. You cant miss the Sheraton Hotel. It is made up of two tall round buildings!
PORTLAND AIRPORT
The Sheraton Hotel has shuttle service to & from the Portland Jetport
BOSTON AIRPORT
For those flying to Boston, here are the details:
Concord Trailways provides a bus shuttle from Boston to Portland 1-800-639-3317 for schedule information. It is about a 2-hour drive from Boston to Portland. Once you arrive there, a local taxi will be available for about a ten-minute ride to the Sheraton.
Or you can take the "Downeaster" Amtrak train from North Station in Boston instead of the bus. They are about the same price-wise. Just call Amtrak for train schedules.
BEHIND THE SCENES AT THE CONFERENCE
Our CONFERENCE is not a fund raising event; in fact the registration fee is used entirely to offset only the cost of food. Last year we didnt quite cover that cost, so we thought you might like to know how we do it.
First, our Board is a 100% Volunteer Organization.
There is no paid staff.
There are no Dues or Membership Fees.
The single membership requirement for RSDHope is a POSITIVE attitude!!!
Second, despite their tremendous qualifications and stature in the medical field and RSD community, our speakers are also volunteers in every sense of the word. They volunteer their time in order to further understanding of RSD/Chronic Pain.
Third, we have many angels out there who help by sending donations, make copies, and in a thousand other ways become a significant part of the RSDHope family even when they cannot physically make it here.
And Finally, those well spouses and loved ones that come are put to work at the Seminar!
We also believe that prayer helps the healing process and faith provides the ingredient that makes this whole venture WORK.
Start saving your pennies, talk to others who have come, bring along a friend, and remember ... we are limiting the number of attendees this year to 170 people so confirm early.
Peace, Board of Directors, RSDHope Group, www.rsdhope.org
Email us at rsdhope@mail.org
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SENIOR "PERSONAL ADS" CULLED FROM NEWSPAPERS
Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona newspapers: (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)
FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'-4" (used to be 5'-6"), searching for sharplooking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my boss collection of eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
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DISEASES AND CONDITIONS PART SEVEN
Many RSD patients either have or develop other conditions/diseases or have gotten them as a result of your original injury. Most of us know the names but not what they are really about.
In keeping with our last few newsletters, where we explained many different sorts of treatments from the Lidocaine Patch to various types of blocks, and where we explained Fibromyalgia and other diseases; we continue in this issue to explore diseases, conditions, and treatments that can be a part of an RSD patient's life.
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JULY 09, 1999
Many people have heard of lupus. Its long name is systemic lupus erythematosus, and it falls into a large group of conditions called autoimmune disorders. That means your immune system is attacking some of your own tissues. Your antibodies and immune cells, such as your white cells, are supposed to attack only foreign substances, bacteria and viruses. In autoimmune disorders, these foot soldiers turn on their own army, and the civilians, too. It's kind of like "friendly fire."
The big, globular proteins called antibodies that float around in our blood start going after our own cells, which often causes anemia and low levels of white cells and platelets. These antibodies also glob on to lots of other proteins and create huge floating nasty bits called immune complex. These highly reactive protein chunks get stuck in the tiniest blood vessels, the capillaries, and cause the heavy cruisers, the white cells, to be called in. This results in inflammation and breakdown of tissues in places like the skin, the kidneys, the joints and any mucous membrane.
The most common symptoms of lupus are fever, anorexia, malaise, weight loss, facial rash (particularly with exposure to sunlight), hair loss and joint pain. Lupus can be caused by certain medications like procainamide, hydralazine and isoniazid. Women in their childbearing years make up 85 percent of lupus patients. There can be a family association with this disease, but for most people who get lupus, there is no family history of sufferers. The diagnosis is made by laboratory tests, and the best specialist to see is a rheumatologist.
Lupus tends to go through cycles getting worse, than getting better again. Some people can get away with little or no treatment, but others may need to be on a regular schedule of medications. The first thing most people get from their doctors is a nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory medication, or one of the new Cox-2 inhibitors, Celebrex or Vioxx. During the bad times, doctors usually like to use some pretty big pharmaceutical guns, like corticosteroids and immunosuppressive drugs. These drugs may improve the prognosis for people with lupus, but there are some other steps you can take that may decrease your need to use this heavy artillery.
Diet is critical. There is good evidence that a low-fat diet with adequate essential fatty acids may dramatically decrease overall inflammation. Stay away from animal fats and grease in general. Here's why: There's a whole group of compounds in the body called prostaglandins. Some regulate how easily our blood clots and, generally, how inflamed we are.
The body makes animal fats into prostaglandins, and that increases inflammation and blood clotting. Fish fats, on the other hand, are made into an anti-inflammatory type of prostaglandins, so you guessed it eat fish. The oil in deep water fish like tuna, salmon, sardines, mackerel and trout contain Omega-3 fats, which produce this effect. Substitute fresh vegetables, fruits and these light fish proteins for the double egg chili cheeseburgers.
What about supplements? Well, if you really can't stand any kind of fish, you can get an effect that's almost as good by taking fish oil capsules. (These are sometimes called EPA/DHA after the names of the actual fatty acids.) Without dietary help, 12 to 18 fish oil capsules a day may help you. If you're eating a low-fat diet, you may need only eight to 10 capsules a day.
In the same group of compounds is gamma linolenic acid. This anti-inflammatory compound has been widely studied one study showed that taking 1.4 grams of this substance each day reduced the number of tender joints by 36 percent and the number of swollen joints by 48 percent. Sounds like a good weapon to have on your side.
Dietary antioxidants may also help. There's some evidence that vitamin E, vitamin C, quercetin, beta-carotene, selenium and other minerals have the ability to reduce chemical stress and also have anti-inflammatory properties. (Don't try to get a dose of each of these individually; take a daily multivitamin and multi-mineral tablet instead.) Quercetin is a plant extract that has been shown to inhibit the formation of the bad prostaglandins and impede the release of the inflammatory substance histamine.
Similarly, some herbal therapies may help. Turmeric, also called curcumin, is a spice used often in Indian food. It's also used in Ayurvedic medicine as an anti-inflammatory. Some studies have shown that 1,200 milligrams per day produce significant improvement in morning stiffness of joints, and in the physical endurance of patients with inflammatory conditions. Bromelain, a compound extracted from pineapple, has been shown to decrease joint pain and morning stiffness, and increase range of motion. It's usually given in doses of 1 to 2 grams per day. There are a few other herbal remedies that are being investigated at this time, so keep your eye out for more on this.
Even the most conservative medical textbooks emphasize the need for emotional support if youve got an autoimmune disorder. Most people will feel pretty helpless upon hearing that the diagnosis. This is to be expected; sometimes the feeling of helplessness may be more disabling than the disease itself.
Physicians often recommend counseling, and nearly always recommend the support of the patient's family and friends. I would add that anyone with lupus or another serious illness should explore his or her own approaches for dealing with the stress the condition causes. The mind/body connection is profound, and even the most conventional physicians understand this.
This is a lot to take in. You may be wondering what you should do first. Well, if I had just received a diagnosis of lupus, there are a handful of things that I would start with. The whole idea is to keep inflammation as low as possible, so you won't have to use the heavy drugs with the big side effects very often. First, I would make sure that my diet was as good as it could be.
I would be sure to take a good multivitamin and multi-mineral supplement every day. I would probably take a supplement with gamma linolenic acid and quercetin. I would learn to cook with plenty of turmeric on a regular basis. I would meditate daily, manage my stress as best I could, and take yoga classes.
Beyond that, I would find the best rheumatologist that I could, and get regular checkups. There are always new treatments in the pipeline. This is not a losing battle, just an ongoing challenge. I wish you the best of luck.
http://members.tripod.com/~Catnip100/intro-1.html
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AN ATTORNEY AND HIS CIGARS
A Charlotte NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued and won!
In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. However, the judge stated that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.
This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
Submitted by Laurie Fitch
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URGENT INFORMATION FOR AIR TRAVELERS
Those of us with RSD will have problems when security people "Pat" you down or "run their hands" over your body. It is wise to alert them before they start the "pat down", about the pain this can cause you just from their touch.
Secondly, place all of your medicines in one container in your carry-on bag. Make sure that they are in their prescription bottles. Also, carry a listing of each medicine you are carrying along with the Dr.'s name and telephone number.
Keep a watchful eye on your carry-on bag while in the security check area. It is illegal to separate your x-rayed bag and the bag owner. If you are in a wheelchair insist that you be in close, within visual range to your bag while it is being hand checked by security. Medicines have disappeared.
With some 72,000 new security personnel coming on board, there will be confusion and a lack of knowledge due in large part to the minimal training provided by the US Department of Transportation; 7 to 14 days. and the Transportation Security Administration (TSA).
Plus these people lack common courtesy and little social knowledge that is required of security monitors around the world.
Two examples require your attention: A woman's wired bra will set off the monitor's. Some of these inexperienced "people" believe that this alarm setoff gives them license to pat down a woman's torso and even in some cases, place their hands up and down inside the clothing garments to make sure there are no bombs. This exam should be completed in a private area and by a person of the same sex as the person being searched. If you have a complaint, it is your right to speak up.
If you travel with a guide or service dog, security monitors have the right to inspect the harness, backpacks, and leash. It is in your best interest to remove the items yourself in order not to "Freak out" your dog. We have heard of recent incidents, where guide and/or service dogs have been selected by security monitors to an anal cavity inspection.
These security monitors "believe that they have been given the 'all mighty right" to invade the civil rights on humans as well as dogs. Only a licensed Vet properly equipped with the appropriate equipment will do a cavity inspection. Any attempt to harass you into allowing your dog to be put through such an inspection is open to a supervisor's review. While in the Minneapolis/St.Paul airport, an attempt was made to have my service dog go through an anal cavity exam.
A discussion with the security supervisor stopped the process immediately. There was no logical reason for security purposes to have my service dog examined.
Also carry documents indicating the medical need for you to accompany your service and/or guide dog on board and in the passenger cabin of the aircraft. While it is the law, sometimes these security people will attempt to make you "suffer" by denying your service dog their legal rights. It is their attempt to make them superior individuals by requiring you to obey their self-imposing rulings.
Should you have comments or complaints, please write to:
Aviation Consumer Protection Division
Office of the Secretary
US Department of Transportation
C-75 - 4107
Washington, DC 20590
Submitted by Wilson Hulley
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COULD YOU HAVE EXPLAINED IT BETTER?
It was written by an 8 year old, Danny Dutton, of Chula Vista, CA, for his third grade homework assignment. The assignment was to explain God. I just wonder if any of us could do as well?
EXPLANATION OF GOD AND WHAT HE DOES
"One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way He doesn't have to take up His valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers."
"God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because He hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in His ears, unless He has thought of a way to turn it off."
"God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting His time by going over your Mom and Dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have."
"Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista. At least there aren't any who come to our church."
"Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn't want to learn about God. They finally got tired of Him preaching to them and they crucified Him. But He was good and kind, like His Father and He told His Father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said O.K."
"His Dad [God) appreciated everything that He had done and all His hard work on earth so He told Him He didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So He did. And now He helps His Dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones He can take care of Himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important."
"You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time. You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God. Don't skip church or do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. Besides, the sun doesn't come out at the beach until noon anyway."
"If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He's around you when you're scared in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids."
"But...you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and He can take me back anytime He pleases.
And...that's why I believe in God."
American RSDHope Group
PO Box 875
Harrison, ME 04040-0875
207-583-4589
Volume 7 * Issue 2 * Summer 2002 © 2002
REPRINT BY PERMISSION ONLY
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RSD GANG'S MESSAGE BOARD
Hello Everyone!
I would like to invite any of you, or your group members to take part and use my RSD group message board.
About two years ago over 1/2 of my group members asked for a RSD message board for our group so that if members were up late hours, or wee hours of the morning they may go there and visit, etc.
I do not have many rules on this board, except the usual, treat others as you would want to be treated, no spamming, objectionable treatment to any particular race or group of people. Other than that, things are kewl.
Also should you decide to allow or invite your group to use it, please let them know, that some people get their feelings hurt over very small matters, so to be open to other's views on RSD. Do not take things personally, as I do not allow spamming on this Board! As soon as I may see any, it would be removed!
Also I will have my webmaster if you guys want to join in and let your membership use it, put your group logo on my RSD message board, so that all groups can access your group info as well! This way it does not look like it is only my RSD Gang logo using it!
My RSD group members has approved of this, and only the ones that post on my message board, if they want to leave their email address. So no worry about leaving your email address if you do not want others to see it. I have people's IP number when they post on this board so if objectionable material is posted, I can remove it, and remove unwelcome users!
The subject matter on this message board can be about the Weather, or to issues about RSD, concerns. The only thing I do not allow are Suicide Threats on the Board, as I cannot be personally held responsible for any legal actions taken against me should something like this occur!
I see it as a fun venture for RSD'ers to get to know more groups, members, etc.and for me not to have to take down my message board that some people in my group to depend on!
Should you invite your group member's to use, please let me know so I can have my webmaster put on your group's Name and contact person and a link to your website if you so wish only from the RSD Message board!
Should any of you decide to use this, and find anything objectionable, please let me know ASAP.
The url for my RSD message board can be found by going to
When you get there scroll down and go to the first box that says RSD. This is my group RSD group. Once you get there, click it on, and ENTER where is says "Suz's RSD Members Enter here." This is my RSD message board.
An easier way to assess it is simply clicking here:
Thanks soooooooo much, suz in Florida (Sue Wolf Pugh) cpugh67126@aol.com
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DARWIN AWARDS
Fingers
Jacksonville, Florida
Two Florida brothers convinced a dentist into letting them chop off his finger. They would claim it was an accident and the three would split the insurance money. The dentist at first agreed, but quickly changed his mind. The brothers became infuriated, held the dentist down and forcibly cut his index finger off. The dentist could no longer practice and collected over one million dollars. When the brothers tried to extort money from the dentist, he reported them to the FBI. They were promptly arrested.
Random Shooter
Hopedale, Massachusetts
An inebriated man stood naked in his front yard one night and began shooting at cars that passed by. Finally someone called the police. When the officer passed by, the drunk shot at his car also. The police man got out of the car and in an attempt to escape, the man jumped on the back of his German shepherd. The dog became angry and viscously attacked the man while the officer handcuffed him.
From the Dumb Criminals Site. If you have not been there, I URGE you to stop in for a visit, wonderful and sidesplitting site. http://www.thedumb.com/
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RSDHope's 2001 SEMINAR VIDEO
The Videotape set of RSDHope's 2001 Seminar is available to order. We have sold a great many of these already.
The total running time of the two-tape set is about 5.5 hours and covers the full Seminar we held on Saturday. The speakers and topics included are;
Keith Orsini - who spoke on Maintaining and Improving the Spouse-Patient Relationship Through Better Communication"
Dr Schwartz - who spoke on the "Basic Mechanisms of RSD/CRPS"
Dr Ronald Snyder - who spoke on "Treatment Methods and Physical Rehabilitation"
There is also some footage of the Panel Discussion led by both Drs. As well as a wonderful tribute to the USA in the beginning.
The cost of the two-tape set is $50, shipping included. These tapes are chock full of information, not just on RSD but on dealing with chronic pain. Each time I have heard these Drs speak or see their videos, I am amazed at their variety of topics and depth of knowledge and caring.
It was our best Seminar yet. Until 2002! You can order the Videotape set through the website or by sending a check or Money Order to our mailing address.
The sales of these tape sets offset the cost of the videographer, editing, etc., of making them as well as a small profit to go towards the cost of this years Seminar.
It is a fantastic learning tool and allows those who were unable to attend to see what we were up to! Maybe it will excite you enough to attend our Seminar in November of 2002!
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MESSAGE FROM MOM AND DAD O.
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Frequently Asked Questions To Mom & Dad O
We receive an enormous amount of questions concerning Support Groups from phone calls, e-mail, and postal mail.
The most asked question from everyone is:
Where is my nearest support group?
Next is
Why isn't there one closer to me?
And finally (not very often)
What can I do to help get a group started?
Nearest Support Group:
For those on the Internet the answer is relatively easy. Check our Support Group Database. It is located at:
http://www.rsdhope.org/static/SupportGroupResult.aspIf you're not on the Internet call us 207-583-4589 for a group near you.
A few words though about our list. It does not include every support group. We list those who, in our humble opinion, have a positive outlook, and keep their information current and complete.
Also, there are groups out there who have not treated people we sent with either current and correct information or have not returned emails, phone calls, etc. repeatedly. In these cases we try and connect them with individuals in their area who may be able to help.
It is a choice we have made to best serve the people who contact us. Time is of the essence as you all know. And I am sure you also know that there are more than a couple of the "Pity Party" groups out there that serve no one.
We also believe very strongly in the research that shows that sympathectomies of any type do mostly harm to patients within a year. And that some procedures and/or machines, that are performed or pushed today are outdated and/or not backed up by double-blind studies and should therefore not be shown as cure-alls for RSD. That is also a factor in determining which groups are represented.
In our opinion if a group seems to focus all of their attention on pushing these types of procedures or machines without having the studies to back them up it is irresponsible. We have the utmost responsibility as Support Groups to present factual information to those who contact us. Plus after being in contact with the millions who have used our site, we have accumulated a vast amount of information on personal experiences with such machines or procedures.
Although there are a large number listed on our site, it is not representative of the huge number of RSDS patients that need this type of support, so think about starting one on your own! Lots of tips on our site specifically for this.
Close To Me?
We have a great answer for this one! You need to get one going and we'll help you. We can share the names of RSDS people nearby and we will give you some tips on how to get started. For those on the Internet the tips are located on the same page as the support group database. We have people that travel from Alaska to Maine to our RSDS Conference. Of course that is once a year, but certainly an extra effort is required to reach the support you need. So how close is close?
What can I do?
Perhaps we all need to redefine what kind of support we are looking for. A large group may not be feasible. That's okay. Because of distance here in Maine, small groups are a practical solution. Maybe that is even a good idea in a city. When two or three are gathered together etc. Sometimes a local telephone network will work. A coffee break together with one other person will work (decaffeinated of course). There is old-fashioned letter writing too...much more personal than a-mail and it comes without "spam".
These are a few suggestions from Mom & Dad O. We'd like to add a few more, but I'm sure you have gotten the message.
WE ALL NEED TO REACH OUT. There is no one else!
Hugs from Mom and Dad O.
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ASAP?
Ever wonder about the abbreviation ASAP? Generally we think
of it in terms of even more hurry and stress in our lives. Maybe if
we think of this abbreviation in a different manner, we will begin
to find a new way to deal with those rough days along the way.
"There's work to do, deadlines to meet;
You've got no time to spare,
But as you hurry and scurry
ASAP - Always Say A Prayer
In the midst of family chaos,
"Quality time" is rare.
Do your best; let God do the rest
ASAP - Always Say A Prayer
It may seem like your worries
Are more than you can bear.
Slow down and take a breather
ASAP - Always Say A Prayer
God knows how stressful life is;
He wants to ease our cares,
And He'll respond to all your needs
ASAP - Always Say A Prayer
Submitted by Jim O'Donnell
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NAME CHANGE!
For those of you who havent heard, our name has been slightly changed to more adequately reflect those we help. We, of course are still the same non-profit group just a slight addition to our name.
We are now called "American RSDHope Group". If you have us listed on your site, we would appreciate your making the change :)
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KEITH'S TWO CENTS
KNOW WHERE YOUR TAX DOLLARS ARE BEING SPENT
AND WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO ACTUALLY BE SPENT
I am speaking here not as a representative of the American RSDHope Group but as a fellow RSD Survivor. I want to talk about the following website and the importance of RSD survivors and their loved ones using their hard fought right to vote.
http://www.d-n-i.net/fcs/spartacus_mr_smith.htm
This Site is for DEFENSE AND THE NATIONAL INTEREST.
This is an amazing site.
While it is not directly related to RSD/Pain, it is indirectly. It describes the waste in Government, especially the "pork" that is added to Bills at the last minute, especially the current Defense Appropriations Bill.All told, Citizens Against Government Waste, a congressional watchdog group, toted up $8.8 billion of congressional add-ons to the $318 billion defense bill. "You don't have to be a pork expert," says Citizens' Vice President David Williams, "to realize that this stuff is not crucial to the nation's defense needs."
It is extremely important for everyone to see where the pet projects our Representatives and Senators ARE spending our money on and remembering where it should be going. Then we need to remember this when we vote and we all need to vote!
The things they need to be spending our tax money on are such things. We need a low-cost Prescription Drug Benefit. We need the Patients Bill of Rights passed. We need more NIH funding for research into chronic pain disease. We need more money spent on spreading awareness of RSD and other Chronic Pain diseases.
These issues have sat up in DC for a while with no real actions. These are also issues that many RSD and other groups across the USA have gone to DC to bring awareness to and urge them to support and vote on.
Many patients and many loved ones have asked, "How can I help? What can I do to raise awareness of RSD?"
Well, there are two big ways to accomplish this.
The first is to let our Reps in DC know where we feel their attention and votes should be. At the same time telling them where they need to step in against wasteful spending.
The second way is even easier. Learn about what they are doing in DC and
Vote!
Make your voice heard. Think about the men and women over the years who fought hard to secure our freedom and our right to vote. Put your vote where it will count and do some work. 47% of the eligible voters cast their vote in 2000.
( www.fairvote.org/ )
Did you vote? Will you this year? If you want to help, please vote. It counts more than you know and every vote counts, even in the primaries. Lets remind our Reps in DC that we DO care and remind them who they work for.
Thanks for listening, Keith Orsini
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STELLA AWARDS
The "Stella" awards rank up there with the Darwin (those ridiculously stupid things people do) awards. Here are a few J
Remember, in 1994, a New Mexico jury awarded $ 2.9 million in damages to 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who suffered third-degree burns to her legs, groin and buttocks after spilling a cup of McDonald's coffee on herself?
This case inspired an annual award - The "Stella" Award - for the most frivolous lawsuit in the U.S. The ones listed below are clear candidates. All these cases are verging on the outright ridiculous and yet with the right attorney you could win anything!
1. January 2000: A jury of her peers awarded Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas $780,000 after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little boy was Ms. Robertson's son.
2. June 1998: 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car, when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
3. October 1998: Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation. Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of half a million dollars.
4. October 1999: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced-in yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.
5. May 2000: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her tailbone. The beverage was on the floor because Ms.
Carson threw it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.
6. December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses!
And the winner is:
Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City. In November 2000 Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip, having joined the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee.
Not surprisingly the Winnie left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he couldn't actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 plus a new Winnie. (Winnebago actually changed their handbooks on the back of this court case, just in case there are any other complete morons buying their vehicles.
Submitted by Linda Scoville
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SITES TO VISIT!
Here are some interesting and helpful sites that may prove helpful to you J
http://www.thedumb.com/ The Dumb Criminals Site. If you have not been there, I URGE you to stop in for a visit, wonderful and sidesplitting site.
http://www.foundmagazine.com/ So, what's this all about? We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework, to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles- anything that gives a glimpse into someone else's life. Anything goes.* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
THIRTY MINUTE VIDEO AVAILABLE
In February of 2002 I was blessed with an opportunity to once again speak to the public concerning our plight. It was a thirty-minute interview on television in Massachusetts and is now available on a single videotape for $10.00 delivered. This is just above our cost.
The video is a basic introduction to RSD, what it is, symptoms, how to find more information, etc. It is a great tape to share with your local support group, loved ones, library, and many more places and people. We have sent these all over the country and the response has been wonderful.
To order your copy, simply go to our Awareness Products page on the website and fill out the form or just send in $10.00 to our Groups address.
Keith
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THINGS YOU REALLY DON'T NEED TO KNOW
BUT I AM TELLING YOU ANYWAY
(Washington D.C.)--Cold War Roll-On--The Freedom of Information Act has produced some amazing tales on just how the government of the United States spends taxpayer money. One recent story to come to light was about a staged raid on a herd of cattle. It seems a squad of Green Berets, armed only with spray deodorant, snuck into a stockyard and sprayed all of the cows. It seems the object of the mission was to prove how easy it would be for enemy agents to infect our food supplies. The Government Accounting Office shows this raid cost us a mere $150,000...and that was back in the 1950's.
(Taipei Taiwan)--Who Won?--Military officials were red-faced after a recent awards ceremony honoring veterans of a major battle fought on--and against--mainland China. Each veteran was presented with a model jet, but as it turns out, the trophies were made in China.
(Albuquerque New Mexico)--Munchie Run--An officer and one of the Police Department's helicopter pilots are facing tough scrutiny...after using a department helicopter to make a "donut run." The chopper idled in a dirt field nearby as one the officer went inside. Witnesses say he emerged about fifteen minutes later with a box of donuts, got into the helicopter, and the pair took off. Official told local media they are trying to determine if airlifting donuts is against departmental procedure.
From the "Idiot File".
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Advice for Insurance Claimants
Required to Submit to Their Insurance Company's
"INDEPENDENT MEDICAL EXAMINATION"
Bernard Kansky, a United States attorney, ...
has won landmark cases for CFIDS/ME/FM in the past.
Bernard Kansky, a United States attorney, is a founding member of The National CFIDS Foundation, Inc. and has won landmark cases for CFIDS/ME/FM in the past. (Rose v Shalal is the most famous) He's been in practice for over 30 years after working, while in law school, with F. Lee Bailey. About 50% of his practice is now CFIDS related and he offers more than half an hour free consultations to people all across the US. He's often taken cases out of state, since in the United States, unlike Canada, you are dealing with the LTD or the federal government and don't need a local attorney. He's been nominated to the CFS Co-ordinating Committee.
Bernard Kansky has given permission to publish the following letter that he sent to Mary Ellen, Manger of Special Projects for the National ME/FM Action Network. In it, he describes how he advises his clients to deal with the Independent Medical Examination when it is requested by their long-term disability insurer. Here is his letter.
Preparation is essential to afford any patient a better chance for success in these one-sided and arbitrary examinations arranged by the insurance companies or the long-term disability plans
I am an attorney in Massachusetts who has become involved in assisting CFIDS/ME/FM patients through these reviews, in addition to helping them obtain disability benefits initially.
Preparation is essential to afford any patient a better chance for success in these one-sided and arbitrary examinations arranged by the insurance companies or the long-term disability plans.
As you know, the purpose of the insurance company is not to obtain an impartial review, but to obtain a medical opinion, which could justify the discontinuance and/or denial of benefits.
The best ways to prepare for these are to send written certified notice to the insurance company requesting a written reply from the company and/or from the doctor indicating what percentage of his/her practice is devoted to diagnosing and treating patients who are totally disabled by the same conditions as well as obtaining a copy of this Md.'s curriculum vitae including any articles he or she has published which related to CFIDS/ME/FM.
Assuming that this is not timely in forthcoming before the scheduled exam, again in writing, by certified mail, request a continuance of the time scheduled for the exam so that your primary care physician may have an opportunity to review the IME's credentials as stated above.
Also request that any report generated by the IME be simultaneously forwarded to you and your primary care physician and ask the adjuster to put it in writing to you, the basis for the adjuster or the company selecting this particular MD to conduct the IME.
If the materials requested have not been satisfactorily provided, then ask again in writing by certified mail return receipt requested that the exam be continued (rescheduled) until such time as you have been provided with the curriculum vitae etc. of the examining IME and the other materials requested.
You should never attend an IME alone
Try to have them provide you with an MD who is close to your home. The reason is that you should never attend an IME alone. Have a friend or relative drive you to the IME's office and make the time of the appointment convenient for you and friend or relative. The further away from your home the exam is scheduled, the more inconvenient for you to have a friend or relative take you, stay with you, act as sergeant at arms and bring you back home.
Be sure to have the friend or relative who takes you to this visit be one who is outspoken, not shy and able to intervene in your behalf if, as and when he or she feels based upon your reactions that the exam is going to far, has gone too far and/or is too lengthy and causing your to experience extreme discomfort or excruciating pain.
Never go to any such exam without such a friend or relative taking you, staying with you and bringing you home. If during the course of the exam, it is necessary to lie down, use the facilities, or drink a beverage, do not hesitate to have your friend ask as soon as you indicate what (true) reactions you are experiencing during the testing process, which dictates this type of relief. Also, this type and form of relief may be required several times during the IME test.
This is a time for candor not courage. It is imperative that you speak up and tell the IME examiner exactly what it is that is causing pain and/or discomfort to you at the time. If the IME examiner does not heed your explanation, then have your friend or relative intercede (tell him/her off) and explain what it is that is causing the pain or discomfort and/or the need for a break.
Before anyone should even attempt to attend such an IME examination, in addition to the above, you should determine the nature and extent of the testing and the amount of time allocated for the testing. If the time allocated exceeds usual tolerance levels, have the insurance company or the MD examining you break it up into two or three smaller visits, or ask to take home the rest of any written multiple choice exam so that you can finish it at your own more gradual pace.
In the event of the testing process becomes so overwhelming and you feel extremely sick or are having problems with overwhelming pain, weakness, exhaustion or light headedness etc., and if absolutely warranted, don't hesitate to let your friend or relative take charge of the situation and call an ambulance on your behalf to take you to the nearest emergency room. No examining MD cares to have any patient who walked into this office be carried out of his office on a stretcher to an ambulance with sirens wailing and blue, red and yellow lights flashing.
Be sure to find out what the IME's supposed "speciality," is and ask him/her how many time he/she has performed IMEs for insurance carrier or solely for examination for opposing counsel and what percentage of times did he/she agree that the patient suffered the symptoms complained of so severely that he/she agreed that the patient was unable to engage in and more importantly maintain gainful employment activity.
Prepare a list of all of your symptoms and a brief explanation as to how each symptom, separately and in combination effect you so that you are unable to attempt and maintain regular employment activity. Give the IME a copy of this list and the explanations as to the disabling effect of each symptom alone and in combination.
Try to analyze it as experiencing the worst days of the Asian Flu or whatever the IME may understand, 365 days a year, year in and year out, with unpredictable periods of unexpected relief for occasional short durations during any week or month, but that otherwise you are generally (not totally) confined to home for most of each and every day by reason of your physical condition and the medications you try to take to alleviate your condition.
In addition to symptoms, list all medical testing which has been shown to be positive. List all medications which you are taking and have taken over the course of the disability and how each medication, if truthful, had a side effect which in addition to your regular symptoms would prohibit you from working.
Example: Sometimes the pain is so severe that you are unable to get out of bed even to eat a light breakfast. As a result you take medication to take the edge off of some of the pain. The side effects of the medication are such that you become drowsy, sleepy and have difficulty staying awake and to attempt work under those conditions would pose a severe hazard not only to you but also to public as well as your co-workers.
More that likely, the IME will limit your responses to staccato-like answers, allowing you no more that a yes or no answer. I.e. do you ever drive; do you ever make meals; etc. the IME will usually not allow you to explain what really disabled you and how limited you are in doing these chores and not being able to know or plan when you might be able to attempt them.
In addition, if you have done your homework and you know what the IME's supposed speciality is, then you can see another M.D. with the same speciality who knows and understands your disability and have that MD prepare an updated report on your condition to provide to the IME. This should have a bearing on the IME (hopefully) and his/her report may be more inconclusive than negative. Although do not expect miracles.
Also, be prepared in other ways. If the curriculum vitae of the proposed IME MD does not seem to be suitable for evaluating your condition, then in writing by CRR, request the insurance company provide an IME MD who has more background, training, experience and treats patients who have been totally disabled by CFIDS/ME/FM i.e. the disease and condition which disables you.
Have the friend or relative who takes you to the IME, keep accurate and simultaneous notes
Keep some log as to the correspondence between you and the insurance company and also have the friend or relative who takes you to the IME, keep accurate and simultaneous notes and records of the time you went into the examining room, the nature of the exam performed, the questions asked of you and how they were asked [see above-staccato questions subject to "yes" or "no" without opportunity for explanation] and what if anything else was provided to the IME MD [schedule of symptoms and medications and how they prevent work and/or updated confirmatory report of primary care physician indicating total disability from working and the reasons therefor.]
Finally, do not be surprised when ultimately you see a report, which appears to have been prepared for some other patient with some other illness. You might also ask the IME MD what he is being paid to perform the exam and report and be sure to record it in your logbook. Also be sure to record in your logbook, any other conversations between friend or relative and IME MD and or between you and IME MD or any member of staff.
Submitted by Sue Pugh
Note from Keith. This article is the best I have come across on this subject. Mot people will not discuss it or if they do, not with such clarity and depth. I urge you to read this several times, especially if you are going to have an IME performed. This at least puts us on a level playing field. Thank you Bernard Kansky,
American RSDHope Group
PO Box 875
Harrison, ME 04040-0875
207-583-4589
Volume 7 * Issue 2 * SUMMER 2002
© 2002REPRINT BY PERMISSION ONLY
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AMAZING!
STUPID BUT AMAZING!
(Baltimore Maryland)--To Tell the Truth--A 21 year-old army veteran who hoped to become a cop found himself on the wrong side of the law after filling out a job application with the city's police force. He responded truthfully to a questionnaire, admitting to a carjacking and two armed robberies in Killeen Texas. Detectives made a quick call and found out he was still a suspect, so they slapped the cuffs on him. A search of his mother's home turned up the clothing victim's say he wore during his interstate crime spree.
(San Francisco California)--Good Guy Busted--Three people inside the home had been tied up and gagged...including children. Police at the scene say he was a hero...wresting a gun away from one of the robbers during the would-be home invasion, and fatally shooting him. Unfortunately, his probation officer says handling the gun was a violation of his parole, so he was immediately taken into custody.
Chingford Essex)--Lingering Crime--Scotland Yard has its hands full with an internal investigation...literally. Subjects who were being arrested as part of a drug raid have filed charges of unprofessional behavior--and assault--after one of the arresting officers broke wind. There were eight detectives at the scene when the incident occurred. A representative of the Metropolitan Police Federation says launching an investigation into who dealt the cheese is a waste of taxpayers' money and their time. A spokesman for the department says a complaint has been filed...and they are obligated to investigate.
(Los Angeles California)--Judge, Doctor, or Fraud?--A county Superior Court judge's actions are raising a few questions...for attending medical school in the Bahamas while on sick leave. Defense attorneys allege the judge's condition prevented him from being able to fulfill the capacities of the bar, but would not prevent him from attending medical school...or teaching classes at a local law school. Witnesses also placed him at numerous civic and public events. Attendance records show the judge missed more than 400 days in the last four years, costing the county $500 a day to bring in replacements on the days he missed. Despite the old adage that says, "Any attorney who represents himself has a fool for a client" he has refused to hire outside legal counsel.
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SOME WONDERFUL ILLUSTRATIONS TO HELP
YOU LEARN EVEN MORE ABOUT HOW RSD
AFFECTS THE BODY AND WHERE

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AMAZING!
STUPID BUT AMAZING!
(Mastic New Jersey)--Long Walk Home--A Suffolk County woman has filed a $15-million lawsuit stemming from a car stop New Years Eve. The woman says she spent the evening at a local bar with her boyfriend and had a fight with him at the bar, so she started driving home...stopping on the side of the road to have a good cry. A few minutes later, a cop stopped...and put the woman through a battery of tests to determine if she was driving under the influence.
After she finally failed one, she says the cop handcuffed her and put her in the back of his squad car...and drove her around for over an hour, berating her the whole time. Finally, she says she was told to remove all of her clothing and walk home. The mother of three says she was left only her panties and high heels. *UPDATE* After this story broke, a second woman came forward...saying the same police officer did the same thing to her in late December. She too will be filing suit against the Long Island officer. *UPDATE* A third woman has now come forward to tell a similar tell...and the FBI is taking over the investigation into the allegations.
(Cornelius Oregon)--Hard to Arrest--She heard she was wanted by police for questioning in connection with a homicide, so she went to the police department to turn herself in. It was closed, so she drove herself to the sheriff's office in nearby Hillsboro, where she told her story to the desk clerk...even giving him the gun alleged to have been used in the murder. Despite a statewide warrant for her arrest, she was turned away with the explanation they did not have room for her in the jail...returning the gun to her. Frustrated with her efforts (and the lack of effort shown by the police) she drove to Portland and turned herself in at the Multnomah County Justice Center, where she was finally taken into custody. Once in court, she entered a plea of not guilty.
(Madison Wisconsin)--The Defense "Rests"--If there's anything he hates in his courtroom, it's delays, even if the scheduled hearing will take no more than a few minutes. The federal judge merely acknowledged the defendant was "unavailable" and proceeded with the man's hearing...after the defendant collapsed, and knocked himself cold, having hit his head on a chair on the way down. The judge is quoted to have said he "did not want to inconvenience anyone."
(Belleville Illinois)--Crumby Deal--A local man was arrested by police during a traffic stop, claiming he had drugs in his possession. The hapless motorist told police at the scene the baggie they found in his pocket contained breadcrumbs from a previously eaten sandwich, but they disputed his story and jailed him. The man languished in the local lock-up for eighteen days before a sentencing date, after pleading guilty to charges because he could not afford to post bond. Subsequent lab tests determined the contents of the baggie to be...bread crumbs. The judge dismissed all charges...and blasted the public defender for allowing his client to plead to drug charges.
(Edmonton Alberta Canada)--Smelly Cash--Police thought they had the Crime of the Century on their hands when they came across an armored car, swerving wildly from one side of the road to the other. One of the guards stood in the rear of the truck, wildly swinging the door to and fro as if signaling for help. After a full felony stop, police discovered one of the guards inside had passed gas...and they were simply trying to air out the truck.
(Albuquerque New Mexico)--Don't Use His Name--A county sheriff recently got bent out of shape when he found out someone was using his name to solicit money from the public. He condemned those making the calls on behalf of the New Mexico Sheriffs and Police Association...until he recalled there is such an organization...and he was the president of it.
(Easton Pennsylvania)--Security Loaf--After a rash of inmate food-fights and near-riots over the quality of the food, prison officials there have come up with something new for prisoners who misbehave. It consists of whatever leftovers are on hand and flour...and they call it "Security Loaf."
(Dayton Ohio)--Home Sweet Dumpster--An arrest following a bank robbery is now headed to an appeals court. The suspect was caught hiding in a dumpster near the bank, complete with weapon, mask, and cash. The problem is that the crook claimed he was homeless and that's where he lived. A lawyer argued that because the suspect lived in the dumpster, he had a reasonable expectation of privacy, and therefore was subject to an unreasonable search and seizure.
Just a small sample of the wild and wacky that can be found at a hilarious website,
www.idiotfile.com/idiots/index.htm Definitely worthy of a few minutes of your time!* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
RSDSA Publishes Resource Directory
We have posted a draft of a Resource Directory for Patients with Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy on our web site, www.rsds.org. If you have any additional suggestions or comments, please e-mail them to jwbroatch@aol.com. We are soliciting input prior to publishing the hard copy of the directory.
http://www.rsds.org/resource%20directory-2.htmRSDS/CRPS RESEARCH FELLOWSHIPS
The Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Syndrome Association of America (RSDSA) invites applications for a fellowship devoted to basic or clinical research on the causes and treatment of RSDS/CRPS. The fellowship brings a stipend of US $24,000 for 1 year, with an additional year contingent upon satisfactory progress.
Applicants should have a M.D., Ph.D., or comparable degree and less than 5 years postgraduate training. Submit 5 copies of the following: a CV, a detailed research plan, project abstract/summary*, and a letter from the sponsoring laboratory that recommends the plan and assures material support for the research.
Mail to: RSDSA Research Committee, PO Box 502, Milford, Connecticut, 06460, USA. * The 1-page project abstract and lay person summary must describe precisely and clearly the nature, objective, methods of procedure, and significance of the proposed research project, and how it relates to the goal of providing a better understanding of RSD/CRPS and/or improving the treatment or diagnosis of RSD/CRPS. (Limit 300 words). Deadline for the submission is October 1, 2002.
RSDSA, PO BOX 502, MILFORD, CT 06460, 203 877-3790, www.rsds.org
"RSD-If undiagnosed, it destroys lives."
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KEITH'S TYPE OF HUMOR J
1) Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as "the lesser of two weevils."
3. Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
4. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a photo of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a photo of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
7. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.
So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their shop, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up the shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
And my very very favorite
8. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ... what? (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good, hee hee) A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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HOW TO STAY YOUNG AND CONTENT
1. Throw out non-essential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. If you really need a grouch, there are probably family members that fill that need.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Just never let the brain idle.
4. Enjoy the simple things. When the children are young, that is all that you can afford. When they are in college, that is all that you can afford. When they are grown, and you are on retirement, that is all that you can afford!
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. Laugh so much that you can be tracked in the store by your distinctive laughter.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.
7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it is family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health. If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Go to the mall, the next county, a foreign country, but not guilt.
10. Tell the people you love, that you love them, at every opportunity.
Remember, life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but the moments that take our breath away.
Submitted by Jim O'Donnell
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DONATIONS TO AMERICAN RSDHope GROUP
Please mail all donations to;
RSDHope Group * PO Box 875 * Harrison, ME * 04040-0875
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RESEARCH FUND - HOPE FOR TOMORROW
This is our own RSD Research Fund that was recently started. We already have over $9,000 in it and several people are having fundraisers just for this fund, including the RSD CD and the Profits from sales of the RSDS Awareness Pins ALL go here!
Any donations to this fund go 100% into the fund; there is NO overhead. Each time this Fund gets to $12,500 we will award a Grant for the furthering of education and understanding of this dreadful disease.
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Mail to: RSDHope Group * PO Box 875 * Harrison, ME * 04040-0875
If you have questions on donations, please write to the address above or email
rsdhope@mail.org
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THIS IS THE END OF PART ONE, THE FIRST HALF
OF THE SUMMER 2002 RSDHOPE NEWSLETTER
RSDHope Group PO Box 875 Harrison, ME 04040-0875
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Volume 7 * Issue 2 * Summer 2002
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